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Kleptin

112-year old male in Mong Kok, ---Miscellaneous---, Hong Kong.

Online:	2 Years Ago	Name:	Yorik G'lia
Updated:	6 Years Ago	Gender:	Male
Joined:	14 Years Ago	Birthday:	- Private -
President:	Not Saying	Email:	- Private -
Ideology:	Other	Education:	Post Doctoral
Party:	Other	Ethnicity:	Asian
Relationship:	In a Relationship	Income:	$75,000 to $100,000
Interested:	in Women	Occupation:	Medical
Looking:	No Answer	Religion:	Agnostic

About Me:	I am the best of the worst debaters on this site. I have no background with formal debate. I'm really on here just to BS with people. I'm part of the handful of people who have been here since the inception of DDC (Not DDO). No longer active, I'm on from time to time.
Activities:	I'm a horrible debater. I consider myself more of a speaker than a debater. My debate style is very simplistic, I basically read what my opponent wrote and type whatever it is that I feel like saying. Expect showmanship, smoke & mirrors, but please don't be offended. It's all just part of the game, audience.
Beliefs:	I believe that every issue is inherently meaningless and that since this is the case, every side for every issue can be argued. There is no inherent rhyme or reason to the world, so it's up to us to make our own.

164 Debates

The belief in (Christian) Heaven is both unscientific and unreasonable

Firs round is for acceptance. Good luck....

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Updated 8 Years Ago

SHSAT's Should No Longer Proceed

Recently, students have taken SHSAT's and have been declined from schools with only a distance of a few points. Some students who couldn't afford Kaplan classes still received points over 400, however, they were not accepted. Besides education, SHSAT's are producing many other wedge's in the society. SHSAT's should no longer proceed....

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Updated 8 Years Ago

China should become a Federal Republic.

Pro will argue China should become a Federal Republic, con will argue the opposite. $th round will not be played, unless I am pm'd to extend it. Only conclusion should go there until I do. One rule... - You may not argue the republic part. We will assume they have the US federal government system of states for the purpose of the debate....

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Updated 8 Years Ago

What to study in college & why? [Career Challenge]

Hello onlookers, I am Regaladia. I made this challenge in order to give ideas about career paths. I will pick 6-9 study fields, & propose why they should be highly studied. Challenger will then pick 6-9 different study fields, & do the same. Since this round is just for hellos, I would like to ask my challenger to follow 3 simple rules: 1# CHALLENGER MUST PARTICIPATE IN EVERY ROUND! (I highly disapprove of individuals that forfeit.) 2# Challenger should be my devil's advocate. (Explain why...

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Updated 8 Years Ago

It should be compulsory to recycle recyclable material and waste.

Welcome to this debate on whether it should be compulsory to recycle recyclable material and waste.Round 1 is for defining the argument. I define compulsory as parallel with the law, recycle as either (a) deliver it to a place where it is recycled, or(b) recycle it yourself.I define waste as anything used and material as anything that is useful for some purposes, such as cloth, bark etc....

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Debate Statistics
Debates:	164
Lost:	9
Tied:	1
Won:	154
Win Ratio:	94.48%
Percentile:	99.96%
Elo Ranking:	6,940
Statistics based on completed debates.

Activity Statistics
Forum Posts:	5105
Votes Cast:	403
Opinion Arguments:	0
Opinion Questions:	0
Poll Votes:	1
Poll Topics:	0

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Pro - In Favor

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•	Abortion	N/SComments If a woman becomes pregnant, we should immediately abort the woman, with or without her consent. This solves the abortion debate with absolutely no foreseeable negative consequences. Men who become pregnant should be allowed to carry the child to term, provided that the child is not pregnant.
•	Affirmative Action	N/SComments All jobs should be outsourced overseas as the ultimate form of affirmative action. Laws should be passed banning any form of labor a citizen does within his own country. You may only work in countries in which you do not have citizenship. Children and infants may work in their own country until the age of 18.
•	Animal Rights	N/SComments Animal AND plant rights should be placed above human rights, pending a 12 month congress made up of a pair of every species of animal to vote on what those rights entail. The congressional doctrine will be ratified by a joint commission of human beings and plants, interpreted by a panel consisting of 11 members, consisting of exactly 4 human beings, 4 plants, and 3 non-human animals.
•	Barack Obama	N/SComments Absolutely fantastic when served with a side of mint jelly.
•	Border Fence	N/SComments If you build one, I would suggest planting flowers or shrubbery around it. If not, I suggest planting flowers or shrubbery along the border. Illegal immigrants like to do gardening and stuff anyway, so they'll probably take good care of it.
•	Capitalism	N/SComments All money should be replaced with pogs.
•	Civil Unions	N/SComments All unions should be civil. Uncivil unions are a detriment to the fabric of our society.
•	Death Penalty	N/SComments The penalty for death should be as harsh as death, since a punishment must fit the crime. If someone dies, it would then follow that he should be brought back to life and killed again in order to deter him from future death attempts.
•	Drug Legalization	N/SComments I am for the legalization of antihistamines. I understand that they are already legal, but I want all drug legalization discussion focused primarily on keeping antihistamines legal.
•	Electoral College	N/SComments I believe that college should be mandatory, not electoral.
•	Environmental Protection	N/SComments Measures to ensure protection from the environment are important to maintain a civilized nation. Earthquakes, Typhoons, Hurricanes, Volcano eruptions, seasonal allergies, when the temperature gets a little too cold, then a little too warm, and you get sick, etc.
•	Estate Tax	N/SComments All taxes should be filed electronically. We should have E-State taxes, E-Federal taxes, as well as E-City taxes in addition to E-Sales taxes.
•	European Union	N/SComments I believe that Europeans should have the ability to get married, not just get unions.
•	Euthanasia	N/SComments I believe in youth in all parts of the world. Youth in Asia, Youth in the Americas, Youth in Antarctica, etc.
•	Federal Reserve	N/SComments We should Federal without reservation. We should Federal willy-nilly. We should Federal to our heart's content.
•	Flat Tax	N/SComments All taxes should be three dimensional, in the form of a life-like hologram of an IRS agent squeezing the life out of you as you hand him wads of money.
•	Free Trade	N/SComments All trades should be random. Neither party involved in a trade should know what they are receiving.
•	Gay Marriage	N/SComments Promiscuous lesbians will no longer make their awesome videos and will instead become frumpy and disgruntled. Marriage is a buzzkill. Gay or straight.
•	Global Warming Exists	N/SComments I believe in Global Air Conditioning.
•	Globalization	N/SComments Globalization should apply only to maps, so that it makes it easier to tell that the earth is round.
•	Gold Standard	N/SComments Excellent brand of potato chips.
•	Gun Rights	N/SComments All guns should have rights, and those rights should not be infringed upon.
•	Homeschooling	N/SComments Homeschooling should be mandatory in order to avoid the embarrassment of referring to your teacher as "mom". That way, instead of saying "I'm not your mom, I'm your teacher", she can instead say "I'm not your mom, you're adopted".
•	Internet Censorship	N/SComments (censored)
•	Iran-Iraq War	N/SComments A war between Iran and Iraq should be promoted. The war should be through representatives in the form of their 100 most attractive women, wrestling in a jello pit.
•	Labor Union	N/SComments Ironic that most Labor Unions are actually groups of people who do the LEAST amount of work
•	Legalized Prostitution	N/SComments Prostitution should be illegal, but unpunished, since it makes t seem more dirty, and you're a dirty boy aren't you? AREN'T YOU?
•	Medicaid & Medicare	N/SComments Getting sick is a moral responsibility of all citizens. Medicaid and Medicare help sick people get better so they can get sick again.
•	Medical Marijuana	N/SComments Marijuana should be banned for all medical use and made mandatory for recreational use. Anyone caught using marijuana for medical purposes will be severely punished.
•	Military Intervention	N/SComments The military should intervene in the most heinous of crimes. Jaywalking. Littering. Checking your phone at the top of the stairs from the subway/tube/metro, etc.
•	Minimum Wage	N/SComments The minimum wage is currently zero. It should be lowered to a negative number such that additional hours of work will result in a mandatory payment to the company you work for. This will help to stimulate the economy because of magic.
•	National Health Care	N/SComments Euthanasia.
•	National Retail Sales Tax	N/SComments Isn't that called "Inflation"?
•	Occupy Movement	N/SComments Bankers should occupy the occupy movement by sitting inside their protest site smoking cigars they light with hundred dollar bills.
•	Progressive Tax	N/SComments Yes, taxes should be progressive. There should be a tax on the tax you pay, then a tax on that tax, and a tax on that one. Each year, a progressive tax that taxes the taxes you were taxed the year before.
•	Racial Profiling	N/SComments All decisions about another person should be made based on their race. Example, latinos are hotheaded. Chinese people can jump on trees. White people photosynthesize and don't need to eat. etc.
•	Redistribution	N/SComments We should wait for the first distribution before we talk about redistribution.
•	Smoking Ban	N/SComments Cigarette smoking should be mandatory. We should have a ban on smoking salmon, smoking ham, etc.
•	Social Programs	N/SComments Social programs should be banned. No Christmas parties, school dances, after-school clubs, singles mixers, etc.
•	Social Security	N/SComments Way better than social insecurity. I've had that all my life and let me tell you, it SUCKS.
•	Socialism	N/SComments Is that kind of like when we sit in a group and we ALL have to say something about ourselves but no one really wants to?
•	Stimulus Spending	N/SComments Spending on stimulants should be encouraged. Spending on downers should be banned.
•	Term Limits	N/SComments Yes. School terms should be limited to the weeks between mid January and the end of February because nothing fun happens during that time anyway.
•	Torture	N/SComments Yes. All terrorists will now be tickle tortured until they reveal their secrets.
•	United Nations	N/SComments Instead of what they're doing now, they should be playing a giant game of RISK where every nation plays as themselves.
•	War in Afghanistan	N/SComments Isn't it over?
•	War on Terror	N/SComments Yes, I hate scary movies. Actually, I like scary movies but I hate jump-scares.
•	Welfare	N/SComments I'm all for welfare. My welfare.