Comedy battle.

A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Alabama joke. The bartender says, "Before you tell it, You should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I'm from Alabama. See that guy at the end of the bar? He's 6-4 and weighs 250 and he's from Alabama, Too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He's 6-6 and weighs 280 and he's from Alabama, Too! Now, Do you still want to tell your Alabama joke? " The guy says, "Nah. To which the bartender smiles and says, "What's the matter? Are ya chicken? " he guy says, "Nah. I just don't want to have to explain it three times. ". . .

Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Mustang east on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, The first trooper pulled over quickly. The rookie trooper pulled in behind him and said, "Hey, Sarge, Why did you stop? " The sarge replied, "Forget it, He's in Georgia now. They're an hour ahead of us, So we'll never catch him. "

One day, At the dry-cleaning shop at Keesler, Air Force Base, A young airman describe in great detail how he wanted his uniform cleaned and pressed. When he finished, The counter clerk asked, "Are you getting an award, Or do you have an important military function to attend? " "Nothing like that, " the airman said. "I'm going home on leave, And my little brother is taking me to his second-grade class for show-and-tell. "

What happened to the Muslim that blew himself up? Nothing, He is under the ground.

Where?

Where did the girl go after the explosion?