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anti_ethnocentric
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ConundrumLK
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Comedy battle.

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 8/8/2018 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Debating Period
Viewed: 829 times Debate No: 117496
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anti_ethnocentric

Pro

Is humor time. . . Lets crack some clean Jokes. Who haves a sense of humor?
This debate ain't about Winning Loosing Or Drawing. Is about having a good laugh. Who is willing, Able and available? *** 3 Jokes per round. Remember Clean jokes!

Here is a joke for you all. . . . A boy was riding in a car with his grandpa. Oh no, " the grandfather said. "I just made an illegal right turn". 'That"s O. K. , Grandpa. The cop behind us just did the same thing! "
ConundrumLK

Con

Teacher: I'm going to say a number of quotes and whoever tells me who said them gets to go home early
Teacher: I have a dream.
Little Timmy put up his hand but the teacher chose Little Susie instead
Susie: Martin Luther King
Teacher: Correct! You can go home Susie
Timmy: Suck my dick!
Teacher: WHO SAID THAT! ? ! ? !
Timmy: Harvey Weinstein. See ya tomorrow Teach
Debate Round No. 1
anti_ethnocentric

Pro

This truck driver goes into a Bordello and slaps $300 on the counter. Then he says to the madam, "I want the fattest and ugliest girl in the place and a ham sandwich. " The madam of the house looks at the big wad of money in front of her and says to him, "You know, For $500 you could have the most beautiful girl in here. " The truck driver looks at her and says, "Listen, I'm not horny, I'm home sick. "

A lawyer named Strange died, And his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, An honest man, And a lawyer. " The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, For passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer. "That way, Whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, They would be certain to remark: "That's Strange! "
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Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by anti_ethnocentric 3 years ago
anti_ethnocentric
A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Alabama joke. The bartender says, "Before you tell it, You should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I'm from Alabama. See that guy at the end of the bar? He's 6-4 and weighs 250 and he's from Alabama, Too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He's 6-6 and weighs 280 and he's from Alabama, Too! Now, Do you still want to tell your Alabama joke? " The guy says, "Nah. To which the bartender smiles and says, "What's the matter? Are ya chicken? " he guy says, "Nah. I just don't want to have to explain it three times. ". . .

Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Mustang east on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, The first trooper pulled over quickly. The rookie trooper pulled in behind him and said, "Hey, Sarge, Why did you stop? " The sarge replied, "Forget it, He's in Georgia now. They're an hour ahead of us, So we'll never catch him. "

One day, At the dry-cleaning shop at Keesler, Air Force Base, A young airman describe in great detail how he wanted his uniform cleaned and pressed. When he finished, The counter clerk asked, "Are you getting an award, Or do you have an important military function to attend? " "Nothing like that, " the airman said. "I'm going home on leave, And my little brother is taking me to his second-grade class for show-and-tell. "
Posted by John_Eaton 3 years ago
John_Eaton
What happened to the Muslim that blew himself up? Nothing, He is under the ground.
Posted by anti_ethnocentric 3 years ago
anti_ethnocentric
Where?
Posted by 32doni32nido32 3 years ago
32doni32nido32
Where did the girl go after the explosion?
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