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Comedy battle II

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Started: 8/10/2018 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Debating Period
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Comedy Battle # 1 was won by me by Default. Apparently my opponent ran out of jokes on the first round. So much for a sense of humor. . . Any way here is Comedy Battle # 2. Win Loose or Draw; lets have a good laugh.
Here is one for a start.
A cop is patrolling Lover's Lane when he sees the strangest thing. A couple is sitting in a car, The guy in the front and the girl in the back. The guy is reading a magazine and the girl appears to be knitting. He stops the patrol car and walks over to knock on the young man's window. He rolls the window down.
"Yes officer? "
"I have to ask you, What are you doing? "
"Well sir, I am reading a magazine. "
"What about the young lady in the backseat? "
The young man turns to look behind him. "Well, I think she is knitting a pullover sweater. "
"How old are you young man? " the officer asks.
"I am 25 Officer. "
"And the girl? "
The young man looks at his watch. "Well, She'll be 18 in 11 minutes. "


A guy walks into the grocery store looking for a chicken. He asks one of the grocers where the chicken is. The grocer leads him over to it. The guy asks "Do they get any bigger? " The grocer, Appearing dumbfounded by such a stupid question responds "No sir, They're dead. "
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A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, And I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry, " the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, And we'll be on our way. " The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman, " he said. "Which tooth is it? " The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, Dear. "

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking. " The drunk says, "Okay, Let's get started. "

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, But the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother gets up and says to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, She should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, So the judge asked for his justification. After a long silence, The man slowly rose from his chair and replied, "Your Honor, When I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, Does the Coke belong to me or the machine? "
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