The Instigator
JimShady
Pro (for)
The Contender
zapshe
Con (against)

Rap Battle

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Started: 1/17/2020 Category: Music
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Debating Period
Viewed: 352 times Debate No: 123876
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JimShady

Pro

https://www. Youtube. Com/watch? V=S3BI_pGdqmo

slow, Slow, Slow, Slow"

Purchase a ticket, Enjoy the show!
Slurp it, Don't sip it, Enjoy the flow!
Heard just a tidbit? Enjoy some mo'!
Suck it all up like my muthafuggin' ho!

Tay K's spirit just showed up, Now get on the floor
Glock with extendo make the blood pour
No blue on? Well we make the Blood pour
No Life Insurance? Guess the fam's poor

I been flying back and forth so much to Cali
Fly so much like I'm Trump on a rally
high tally, Lifestyle described as "wowie! "
Pulled out so fast now the pvssy got an outie

You outtie? Had enough? Take some to-go
like McDonalds', Your fat @ss eatin' cookie dough
Playing hookie, Yo? Understandable, Hit the door
Push not pull, I wish your dad pulled out from that ho

Sample, Preamble, Can you handle, Slap you with a sandal
zapshe

Con

Slow Slow Slow? More like hoe hoe hoe.

You've got the eyes of a chicken,
the mouth of a frying pan,
and everything you spit out is worth as much as a tin can.

I hear you support Trump,
going to rallies where I squat and take a dump.
Feeling empty inside must be easy for you,
seeing how your skull is as empty as your crew.

Are you tough?
Think you're hot stuff?
There's a world thinking you ain't enough.
Your legs are shaking as you step up,
with nothing to help backup your bluff.

When you try to rhyme all I can hear is the drop of a dime.
Your words aren't worth much more than that,
because unlike you I'm the one driving the Cadillac.

Sample, Preamble? Don't make believe you've got the money for that Sandal.
Go back home to your mom where you belong,
you know your rhymes here have got it all wrong.
Debate Round No. 1
JimShady

Pro

I got 72 bjtches always saying my name,
Thanks Allah for the help in slaying this game
Bjtch? ! You wanna go and be defaming my gang?
They'll pump 5. 56 straight through your brain!

Taking in vain God's name aint usually my game,
But God damn you to hell. . . May Buddha do the same
Arrogant atheist fvckboi on DDO, How lame
Collecting up fame? No prick you're collecting up shame

My rhymes drop dimes? Well yours drop pennies
Yours drip slime and grime while mine drop panties
My rapping is fine while you turn to a plan B
It can't be that hard but for some reason you're panting

Not even in my prime, This is just a sliver
But when I go off, You know Amazon gon' deliver. . .
You try to sell your rap, Send it off the Fed Ex
They look at it, Piss on it, Then give it a red "X"

Get some best rest while you aint dead yet.
zapshe

Con

Allah Allah, You think you've got some fame.
Lookout below, I think the losers are calling your name.
Without your religious bullsh*t, Your drive would be put to shame.

Every bitch you get is one I've already put through the ringer.
Sloppy seconds is for you and your crew of gunslingers,
lame-a*s right-wingers.

While you waste your time praying to God,
your girl is on her knees worshiping me.
Cause unlike you, She calls me papi.

The only panties your words drop is your mother's.
She couldn't believe all the backstreet women you'd smother.
I suppose it was no surprise when your STDs got uncovered.

You've got no design,
If this is your prime then it's mis-timed,
Cause I don't think your trash rhymes are inline with your time.

It outta be a crime to start to rhyme when you're so inexperienced. What? Did you run out of time?

Catholic in your profile,
Allah in your rap,
Somebody give this guy nap.

Once you have some real bars to drop,
And aren't afraid to talk with a cop,
Come back and I'll grind you to a stop,
While you watch me give your girl my lollipop.
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Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by zapshe 2 years ago
zapshe
Lol, Don't die over there
Posted by JimShady 2 years ago
JimShady
My shame is too great. . . Sumi masen. . .
Posted by JimShady 2 years ago
JimShady
Maybe, But I can't be on DDO too much anymore cuz I'm constantly balling. We'll see.

Also to everyone reading sorry for my lazy Round 2. . .
Posted by Kvng_8 2 years ago
Kvng_8
yo JimShady, When this is over challenge me to a rap battle too. I love rapping
Posted by Js.Kight 2 years ago
Js.Kight
this is amazing lmao
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