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Yo mama jokes

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Started: 3/8/2013 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 9 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Yo mama jokes. First round acceptance. No need to post resources lol.


first off i make up my own so i dont need to look any up and how may jokes per round?
Debate Round No. 1


You do 5, then I'll do 10, then you do 5 again so it comes out even.
I can make up my own to.


fair enough: lets begin:
yo mama so black she goes outside and the street light turns on

yo mama so fat her bed is the top of three semi trucks parked next to each other

yo mama is so dirty that that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation concerns

yo mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium

Yo momma's so dirty she smells like hot a$$ on a cold day.
Debate Round No. 2


Yo mama is so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
Yo mama is so ugly that she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
yo mama is so ugly that the movie Gorrillas in the mist was recorded of her taking a shower.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her.
Yo mama is so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.
Yo mama is so ugly that people at the circus pay money not to see her.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.


Yo mama is so ugly that people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama is so ugly that the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.

Yo mama is so ugly that we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation.

Yo mama is so ugly that her shadow ran away from her.

Yo mama is so ugly that she could scare the flies off a $hit wagon.
Debate Round No. 3
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Reasons for voting decision: funny

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