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Lilbisquits529
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W0LV3NBANE
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Zombies V. S Unicorns

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Started: 12/12/2018 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Lilbisquits529

Pro

"Zombies Shamble I disapprove of shambling, And they have bits falling off, You don't see a unicorn behaving that way do you? And the horn of a unicorn can cure diseases! Possibly a disease you would get from accepting a piggy back ride form a zombie! "
Hi I'm Lilbisquits on Team Unicorn. My opponent will be defending Zombies and explain the reason why zombies are better. I got this Idea from A book my parents got me. Called Zombies V. S Unicorns. A lot of my references are based off of one of the authors Holly black. And this was just a fun little Idea that I had. You are totally welcome to get the book, But I would warn you there are some swears and stuff like that. But that is what makes the stories interesting. I hope my opponent has fun with this debate. I will quote things that Holly Black says in the book that I personally agree with. I hope this is an interest to you and you LIKE zombies. (I like both but I like unicorns a bit better) Have fun and don't take this way too seriously.
W0LV3NBANE

Con

BIRT that zombies are better then unicorns. A freind of mine on team ZOMBEY compiled a list on all the useful things zombies do:

"Zombies are way better. Now before my fellow humans go about saying " but bruh zambies eat brains", Hear me out, Okay and then comment your thoughts. Now, Lets think of a Parallel Earth where the Apocalypse has already started. "

"Zombies have always attacked humans but never animals. "

"Because of them, Mother Earth has been able to regenerate over the years and hence in Games and Movies you"ll see that there is greenery all around(like in The Last of Us). Plus because of Zombies there is no constant drain of resources. "

"They have made us realise our very first priority- survival, And because of this it has also brought out courage in scaredy cats, And bring out the best in everyone and we see the different sides of Humanity( or Humanities" true face). Remember, There is always one cannibalistic group who have no emotion whatsoever. "

"Carbon emissions and other pollutants have considerably gone down. The air around Earth is much cleaner. "

I would like to bring some of the flaws with unicorns to your attention.
1. They are perverts. According to 7th century scholar Isodore, In order to attract a unicorn, A virgin women has to strip. That is fairly disgusting.

2. They are murderers. Unicorns were invented by Pliny the elder, Who describes them as wild beasts immpossible to capture alive. So their just animals right? WRONG. In the 7th century, The scholar Isidore of Seville chimed in, Noting that the unicorn "is very strong and pierces anything it attacks. It fights with elephants and kills them by wounding them in the belly. ". According to Asia, The appearence of the unicorn means the death of the emperor

So to conclude, Zombies are better then unicorns.
Debate Round No. 1
Lilbisquits529

Pro

"Legends of unicorns occur all over the world throughout recorded history. From a unicorn in Persia, Described in the fourth century as having a long white horn tipped in crimson, To the german unicorn whose single horn broke into branches like a stag, To the fierce indian unicorn, Black horned and too dangerous to be taken alive. There's the kirin in japan, With a deerlike body, A single horn, And a head like a lion or wolf. And then there is the medieval European unicorn, With the beard of a goat and cloven hooves. No matter the origin the unicorn is usually thought to be a solitary creature whose very body possesses the power to heal. The legends describe it as elusive and beautiful fierce and strange. " Wile zombies eat brains and don't care if you live or die. You see my opponent here describes unicorns as monsters or creepy. When really it is not true. "One of the things about zombies that unnerves me the most is that they never stop, Never slow, And inevitably they will win. I hate That!
W0LV3NBANE

Con

You say that zombies do not care if you live or die. But as we discussed, Unicorns are wild beasts that do not care if you live or die either!
Also, You say that zombies will inevitably win. That isn't true though. As long as their is a single person alive who believes they can survive, The zombies have already lost.
Also they give people excuses to pack around shotguns, Axes, Crowbars and katanas
You also say "No matter the origin the unicorn is usually thought to be a solitary creature whose very body possesses the power to heal. " but that's a lie! As we discussed, The unicorn's appearance in eastern Asia meant the death of the emperor!
Debate Round No. 2
Lilbisquits529

Pro

Lilbisquits529 forfeited this round.
W0LV3NBANE

Con

That's. . . Unfortunate. I can think of counter arguments to my points off the top of my head. Also, Your old profile pic was far superior to the pink skull. Jus sayin
Debate Round No. 3
Lilbisquits529

Pro

First of all thank you for the input on my profile pic I have changed it back.
"Unicorns are wild beasts that do not care if you live or die either! " you see they do care if you live or die. "Unicorns are a study in contradictions. They are portrayed as both gentle and fierce, Spiritual animals, Healers and death bringers. In addition to having healing properties, The horn that sits on a unicorns brow is thought to be. A deadly weapon and the unicorn itself is depicted as so fierce it would rather die than be taken alive. Although often shown to be gentle, A unicorn will attack its natural enemy, The lion, Without provocation. And the unicorn itself is found in medieval manuscripts associated both celibacy and with desire. " Unlike Zombies. There are a few types The Generic Zombie, Walkers, Runners, And crawlers. While there are thousands of breeds of a unicorn. Unicorns are majestic and can heal. And zombies are. . . . . . . . Nasty, And kill you. "One of the things I find particularly upsetting about zombies is the idea of being trapped inside your own head, Unable to think clearly, But still conscious. Forever It's pretty much the worst thing I can think of- ugh. Just writing about it makes me shudder.
W0LV3NBANE

Con

I would like to go over some benefits of zombies, Other then the fact that it allows me to carry around a shotgun/katana with no one being all like "Sir, You are not permitted to cut those mannequins in half".

1. Zombies have saved lives.
Zombies can be traced backed to haiti folklore, Where they were corpses animated by witchcraft. In 17th century haiti, During french occupation, Many individuals contemplated suicide. However, Out of worry that they would be converted to zombies, They continued to live their lives. Who knows? Maybe some of them made freinds and lived fuffiling lives. Maybe some of them died soon after anyway, But they got to live their life to the fullest. Thank you zombies.

2. Zombies have been used by philosphers to define what is human.
In philosophy, This idea of a hypothetical creature that looks like a regular human but has no conscious experiences is known as a zombie. The concept is kind of a mind trick. Imagine a being that looks and even talks like a human. It goes through all the normal motions of a human and yet has no consciousness. And you would have no idea that it is not like you. According to philosophers like David Chalmers, P-zombies are an argument against physicalism - the school of thought that everything that makes us human is ultimately derived from our physical characteristics. It goes to shows that there is more to people then just walking empty husks.

NOW BACK TO BASHING UNICORNS!

1. They star in the most toxic fandom ever (unless you count sanic) the my little pony fandom. Which is so incredibly toxic and suffocating thinking about it makes me want to physically vomit. Unicorn horns can't fix that. Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to present a fandom full of so many disgusting things. Just google my little pony fandom. You'll regret it. FAST.

2. Unicorns are not healers. You make it seem that Unicorns go around touching people with their horns and healing wounds. Unfortunately, 1, You will never encounter a unicorn unless A: the emperor is going to die, Or B: You have a virgin strip. 2: A Unicorns horn only heals if you drink from it. Meaning the horn has been removed from its skull. Meaning its dead. Sure, Unicorns have a magical property when you murder them. They do not just go around healing though

3. I think you summed it up best yourself. Unicorns are a study of contradictions. Of course, When you have myths that span the world not everyone will agree with each other. But some things just don't work. Like gravy on ice cream or pineapple on pizza. Or the fact that Unicorns are both healers and killers. They can't be both. Like M&Ms and skittles, Or bacon and. . .
Now I'm just hungry. And its the Unicorns fault.
Debate Round No. 4
Lilbisquits529

Pro

Lilbisquits529 forfeited this round.
W0LV3NBANE

Con

Dangit. Why can no one finish a debate
Debate Round No. 5
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