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The Curse Of Spam

Willows
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6/16/2019 12:13:47 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
(This account is based on true events and any reference to actual persons living or otherwise is purely coincidental; oh, Except for Tradie)

(At the customer service desk of a cruddy low-cost supermarket on the outskirts of town)
Customer: (dressed in a leather leotard, High-heeled boots and carrying a leather whip with spikes) I want a heck of a lot of Spam, How much do you have in stock?

Customer Service Manager: Well, We have a whole pallet-load out the back. It's a very popular line in our supermarkets. What are you going to do with so much Spam? You must be;

Customer: Look, Shuddup! I'll take the lot. Just fork the pallet around to the carpark out front.

(Next thing you know, A bunch of officials dressed in white coats comes rushing through the sliding glass doors).

Official 1: Okay (name withheld). Drop the leather whip and come back with us.

Customer Service Manager: Holy crap. What's going on here?

Official 2: Oh, He's one of our patients and he keeps running away, Then he tries telling us that we run away from him.

Official 3: Last time he pulled this stunt he just stood outside in the car park with a sour look on his face.

Official 4: Yeah, Then he proceeded to throw tins of Spam at customers and would just say Spam 1, Spam 2, Spam 3, Etc.

Customer: Spam 4.

Official 1: Okay, Okay (name withheld) that's enough;

Customer: Spam 5.

Official 1: Now, (name withheld). We can do this nice and calm, Just drop that leather whip and get that obnoxious, Sour look off your dial.

Customer: Spam 6, Spam 7, Spam 8, Spam 9;

Official 1: Hypodermic and straight jacket please. And when we chuck him in the back of the van, Wrap a generous amount of gaffer tape around his mouth.
Willows
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6/16/2019 5:27:51 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
And here we go again folks.

The author of the illuminating and highly informative threads, "If your post falis do this, 1, 2, And 3" has failed in making a post.

Again.
Harikrish
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1/7/2020 3:37:55 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Willows wrote:
And here we go again folks.

The author of the illuminating and highly informative threads, "If your post falis do this, 1, 2, And 3" has failed in making a post.

Again.

Ethang was banned from DART so he is wandering around looking for a site that will accept niggers. DDO blocks niggers rather than ban them on the religion forum.

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