Just light a few candles in your front door step, Chant a few dad jokes, And leave out some cookies. He'll be back by morning.
Apparently this needs 25 more words so I'll leave a note here that this does not work on mothers. If she's gone then she's gone.
He said he was going to get a pack of cigarettes and he never came back, But he said he would come back so he probably will. My mom says herobrine killed him, But I have never seen herobrine so i do not think he is real. Also my mom pronounced it weird. Like hero in. I think he is just stuck in traffic.